The semantic web, in a nutshell

1. People like to masturbate.
2. Some people like to look at pictures of naked girls while masturbating.
3. Some people like to think about graph theory while masturbating.

The semantic web is the unfortunate result of #3.

The smaller the effort you make, the more tiring the whole thing appears.

I asked my friend what he said to indicate that something isn't so difficult. He said: I say, "this isn't rocket science."

I asked a rocket scientist what he said to indicate that something isn't so difficult. He said: I say, "this isn't nuclear physics."

I asked a nuclear physicist what he said to incicate that something isn't so difficult. He said: I say, "this isn't brain surgery."

I asked a brain surgeon what he said to indicate that something isn't so difficult. He said: I say, "this isn't rocket science."

The Perfect Filename for Instant Fame

"sex jenna jameson britney nude christina blowjob lesbian teens sucking nipples hot gangbang female bondage p2p young naked drunk teacher fuck gay orgy thong kiddie porn anal virgin tart microsoft!!!.jpg"

There, i finally named it. a preview of what a decent guy on look for some good quality porn on p2p networks get. most are, as expected misleading.
even after reading the whole thing, millions of shitheads download it everyday just to increase its sharing.

It seems that human logic will always get past every sort of AI possible to protect him/her from harm.